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Corny Joke Day!
For centuries now, it has come to pass on the Dr. Laura show that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:

On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. Happy Thanksgiving!

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