You opened your show talking about how a nine year old boy was suspended from school for saying his teacher was "cute."
My son had just started Kindergarten at 4yrs old. I picked him up at noon and across the play yard at the top of his lungs he yelled out to his teacher "See you later, Sweet Cheeks." I was so embarrassed and apologized to the teacher. We sat our son down to explain why he must not say that to anyone. He just didn't get it. His response was "Daddy says that to you all the time."
Luckily for us the teacher thought it was "cute."